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Jon Baker

HALLOWEEN

Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!! Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of musi…

Started by Jon Baker

1 Nov. 20, 2009
Reply by robin lee
Jewel Noll

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef! Now, What do you call a cow masturbating? BEEF STROGANOFF!!

Started by Jewel Noll

0 Nov. 19, 2009
Jewel Noll

What do you give when you cross PMS with GPS??

A crazy bitch who WILL find you!

Started by Jewel Noll

0 Nov. 19, 2009
Lydia Kauppi

Leper Jokes (sorry if you have a relative that is a leper)

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip. Why did the lepers quit playing hockey? There was a face off in the corner. What…

Started by Lydia Kauppi

2 Jul. 3, 2009
Reply by robin lee
robin lee

MICHAEL JACKSON DIES OF FOOD POISENING!

he ate a couple of 8 year old wieners. thank you Tom thank you

Started by robin lee

3 Jun. 29, 2009
Reply by Brooke
robin lee

My Girlfriend...

My girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day.... "Pedophile!?" I said. "That's a pretty big word coming from a ten year old." hea…

Started by robin lee

0 Apr. 19, 2009
Matty P.

Name Game

Did you hear Penis VanLesbian changed his name? For real. Now he goes by Dick VanDyke.

Started by Matty P.

0 Jun. 7, 2008
Matty P.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up a box of tampons for his menstruating wife

Started by Matty P.

0 Jun. 2, 2008
Josef

science jokes, aka lame jokes

Did you know that there are ten times more bacterial cells in your body than human cells! It is important to hold on to these because for…

Started by Josef

2 Apr. 30, 2008
Reply by Zackuhreee
Nash

So this guys goes into a bar....

...and he sees this foxy lady in the corner. he's just drinking his beer, minding his own business, yadda yadda. this foxy lady comes up a…

Started by Nash

2 Apr. 30, 2008
Reply by Josef
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Ross replied to robin lee's discussion 'The Road' in the group Flicks
Personally Robin I have a place I'm going to when this happens. It is a place with all the basic amenities: water, food, firewood, shelter in cave form and high ground for safety. I also will know the whereabouts of others doing the same thing (via…
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