Paul McCartney is the devil.

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Comment by Ev on April 10, 2009 at 10:09am

This video just kind of makes me want to play whichever iteration of Devil May Cry this is. Does that make me a whore? I mean, I think setting the commercial to a remix of Sgt. Peppers is horseshit, but it looks like fun.

Comment by BRACE FOR IMPACT on April 6, 2009 at 11:40pm

more proof!!!

Comment by Jake on April 6, 2009 at 8:45pm

Egh....Paul's relationship with Jacko is just plain uncomfortable.

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Comment by Jake on April 6, 2009 at 8:42pm

My god Robin! Not only is Paul McCartney the devil, he is terrible! You've found excellent evidence of his devilish, terrible tendencies.

Comment by Jake on April 5, 2009 at 9:03pm

Good point, Ev. Notwithstanding your argument, I still believe Paul McCartney to be the devil.

Comment by Ev on April 5, 2009 at 8:30pm

I believe Paul did sell the rights to the Beatles songs to Michael Jackson, and then Michael Jackson had to sell them to pay for lawyers after he was put on trial for touching the kiddies. Now Beatles songs are whored out to any advertisor, producer, or any other motherfucker what what's got a wad of cash.
Paul is a turd, but I do not believe that he is the devil. Also, there are at least 3 (three) Wings songs that don't totally chug cock. The promotion of gang symbols and glorification of gang culture, however, is inexcusable. Did you know every member of Wings had to steal a full medical organ transplant cooler, stab a kid, rape an old lady, and get the shit kicked out of them by the other members of Wings (don't try to figure out what Paul did about this step in the very beginning, it's a whole chicken or the egg thing) before they could even be considered for membership.
But I digress. Paul married a woman who couldn't sing, and then made her a singer in his band, which shows generosity. Then she got cancer, and he was by her side all the way to the end, which shows caring and compassion. Later, after a period of grieving, he started plowing a one-legged bitch, and married her, which shows... something. But then! then she took half his shit after they married and then divorced, which show a lack of attachment to worldly goods (kind of like a certian Jesus I know of). The list of things and crazy parallels I could make up to show he isn't the devil could go on and on... He has excellent dental hygiene. Anyway, all of these attributes are things the devil does not posess, therefor, he could not be the devil. But he is a douche.

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