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- About Me:
- I am El Chupanibre - Destroyer of Movement.
Most people just call me Chupa.
"My name is El Chupanibre, I sell my poop on ebay."
All movement must die. It will suffer my wrath.
Hey movement! Fuck You!
- i dream of:
- Riding around on dogs on a little saddle like I'm a cowboy and the dog is a horse.
Smokin' pounds of catnip.
- i'm inspired by:
- Laserpointer lights, salmon - big fat ass salmon jumping out of the water as they try to go upstream, Simba and Mufasa, the light on the wall reflecting the sunlight off your cell phone cover, sleeping, cat food, going outside the apartment someday, climbing up on the furniture as far as possible, rolling around on my back, bling bling, attacking movement - especially feet. Mao.
- i get down to:
- Danger Doom - they have a song about me, the Cat Empire
- my parents are:
- My mother is a bobcat and my father is Zeus.
- my birthday is on:
- No clue. I think I'm between 1 - 14 years of age.
- i've travelled to:
- the bathroom, the kitchen, the living room, the bedroom, the vet, and on top of the fridge.
- my favorite word is:
- Meow.
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Cat Crap
I just filled up the latest activity page like I fill up the litter box after a whole bag of cat chow, half a bottle of pounce treats, and two thirds of a house plant when the owners are on vacation.
Posted on March 13, 2008 at 10:46pm —
Crazy Night...
Wow.
I just woke up from a coma. Question of the morning is, who the hell is this tabby still sleeping under the couch. I normally don't sleep with city cats - must've been a crazy night. Started off with a huge pile of cat nip, then I hit the scotch well into the morning. Night was a blur - I remember a ball of yarn, a crazy punk concert, a case of coors, and thats about it. Oh, and the litter box is out of control.
I just woke up from a coma. Question of the morning is, who the hell is this tabby still sleeping under the couch. I normally don't sleep with city cats - must've been a crazy night. Started off with a huge pile of cat nip, then I hit the scotch well into the morning. Night was a blur - I remember a ball of yarn, a crazy punk concert, a case of coors, and thats about it. Oh, and the litter box is out of control.
Posted on December 8, 2007 at 3:33pm —
Comment Wall (28 comments)
- At 10:25pm on November 30, 2009,
Garrett Jones said… - Stop breaking the fucking Christmas ornaments bitch.
- At 6:51pm on October 18, 2009,
robin lee said…
- sorry i kind of roughed you up last night...but you deserved it.
- At 10:00am on April 12, 2009,
Axel said… - I'm sorry...you nutless jerk! I do and say what I want, when I want. To get through this life you have to take life by the bal...oh, that's right.
- At 9:39pm on April 8, 2009,
- dude quit running out the door every time i open it...!!!
- At 5:53pm on January 5, 2009,
Ev said… - YOU ARE A CAT AND THEREFOR I DEMAND THAT YOU CEASE AND DESIST ANY AND ALL HUMAN ACTIVITY SUCH AS TYPING, SPEAKING, DRINKING, CONCERT ATTENDING, OPINION HAVING, FUCKING (okay, animals fuck, you can fuck, but not while drunk), SOLDIERING, COMA-ING, EBAY FECES SELLING, OUT-HANGING, AND ANY OTHER NON-CAT, HUMAN, HUMANESQUE, OR VAGUELY NON-ANIMALISTIC-BIPEDAL-SAPIEN SHIT.
- At 10:40pm on December 7, 2008,
- Chupa, i think you'd be a good civil war soldier...i just wonder what side you'd be on?
- At 1:43pm on July 21, 2008,
Steve Radtke said… - so i've been thinking about you lately... a lot. i'm thinking we should hang out when i get to madison. no pressure, just chillin. maybe we could do that thing where i palm your skull and you wrap your paws around my wrist and then things get out of hand and you scratch the shit outta me.
god i miss that
- At 12:36am on July 18, 2008,
- you're coming to ween right?
- At 11:21pm on May 1, 2008,
- hey chupa.....i'm comin' this weekend....get ready, i'm gonna drink you under the table....which will not be tough because the odds are you'll be under the table to begin with
- At 11:57am on April 1, 2008,
- you can pay in cat food....but not that shitty dry kind.
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