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my cousin is a leper and i am deeply offended! i'll see you in court!
i am chuckling and rubbing my belly with delight.
i thought i was taking notes in class today but when i looked down this is what i had written...
COM 200
I'm sitting on a hard green seat
listening to him drone
ive sent about a thousand texts
in the last hour alone
my eyes hurt from florescent…
this group is to post up writings that you want to share with people. Anything goes....good vibes in this group. support you friend's creative endeavors by reading what they write. Support your own creative endeavors by sharing what you right.
share your favorite recipes, secrets, and cooking tits! We like eating. We like cooking. We should get better at it together.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Why did the lepers quit playing hockey?
There was a face off in the corner.
What do you call a leper in a bathtub?
Stu
This group is designed to serve as a medium in which to share jokes, appropriate or otherwise. Got any funnies? Share them with the group. Inappropriate jokes are welcome as long as they are within reason. I'll leave that judgement up to you.
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- About Me:
- part-time small-town bartender
full-time large college student
hometown population 93
most northern point in michigan
started in a one-room schoolhouse
finishing on the biggest campus in the country
parents own a resort
to which i accredit my informal education
let me know what you think about my writings
peace and love
things i love:
fruit
campfires
the color green
books
Deadliest Catch
vacations
the northern lights
trailer park boys
italian food
animals
writing!
- i dream of:
- knowing exactly what i want
seeing the blue pearl
a one-night-stand with Leonardo DiCaprio
a world without bugs
- i'm inspired by:
- sunsets on top of Brockway Mountain
waking up on the shores of Lake Superior
any and all types of music
alternative spirituality
- i get down to:
- the white stripes
- my parents are:
- new proof that the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
- my birthday is on:
- july 28
- i've travelled to:
- all the states east of the mississippi
canada
- my favorite word is:
- i couldn't possibly pick just one
Lydia Kauppi's Blog
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Why I think education is a civil right
Why I think barack obama should be president
Why I think my cat is on acid
Why I think I love you
Why do I have no friends
Why do I have green poop
Why do I have nightmares
Why do I have fruit flies in my house
Why do I have evil thoughts
I have a dream
I have a rendezvous with death
I have no mouth and I must scream
I have eaten the plums
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubble gum
Where is Dubai
Where is the love
Whe… Continue
Why I think barack obama should be president
Why I think my cat is on acid
Why I think I love you
Why do I have no friends
Why do I have green poop
Why do I have nightmares
Why do I have fruit flies in my house
Why do I have evil thoughts
I have a dream
I have a rendezvous with death
I have no mouth and I must scream
I have eaten the plums
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubble gum
Where is Dubai
Where is the love
Whe… Continue
Posted on April 22, 2009 at 9:54pm —
Works - I
No Lemons, no Melon
Sometimes my car says one hundred
and fifty-six thousand,
six hundred,
and fifty-one
miles
and I am enormously entertained
by my friend Hannah
who drives a racecar,
and I yelled
dont evade me, Dave!
but he slipped by-
Lepers repel,
Sex at noon taxes
These are the things that I know
So many dynamos can't be stopped
by lonely Tylenol
so we panic in a pew
I did
Did I?
The Fat-Ass Winter Blues
When you walk by a mirror and accuse it of distortion,
and your best f… Continue
Sometimes my car says one hundred
and fifty-six thousand,
six hundred,
and fifty-one
miles
and I am enormously entertained
by my friend Hannah
who drives a racecar,
and I yelled
dont evade me, Dave!
but he slipped by-
Lepers repel,
Sex at noon taxes
These are the things that I know
So many dynamos can't be stopped
by lonely Tylenol
so we panic in a pew
I did
Did I?
The Fat-Ass Winter Blues
When you walk by a mirror and accuse it of distortion,
and your best f… Continue
Posted on April 22, 2009 at 9:00pm —
Comment Wall (1 comment)
- At 9:46am on April 23, 2009,
robin lee said…
- hey Lydia,
Thanks for joining the social network! i'm glad you joined...good to see some good minds. i came from a small town too...bigger than 93 people though, wow.
did you join the writing group yet? there is a writing group...and a book group...you might get a kick out of it....i look forward to social networking!!! yea yeah yeah!
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